Sung to the melody of Isaac Hayes' "Shaft."
Who's the last and best hope
That's wise to the democratist dopes?
(Shaft!)
Damned far right!
Which hegemon
Won't call or write but if pushed, just might bomb?
(Shaft!)
Do ya get it?
Who's not gonna bail you out
When Election Day goes south
(shaft!)
Right-wing!
You see this capital's got bad mothers
(Shut your mouth!)
I'm talking about silos
(Then you might get it)
An uncomplicated plan
But those who understand it don't have power
(As per Jonah Goldberg's request for a foreign policy conservative's anthem.)