Don't ever let anyone uninitiated with rock music (no, Top 40 doesn't count) hear your recordings: when you're finished playing a selection, they'll faintly smile, then grimace and protest, "It's okay, I guess, but I just can't understand the words."
Sorry. Never mind. Go back to Sting, or something.
UPDATE: Though I have to admit, certain persons incapable of appreciating rock certainly do have an interior decorator's flair. Okay. Back to sulking.